What's the difference between girl scouts and boy scouts? Girl scouts are usually females and boy scouts are usually males.

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Two homeless men are baking in an oven. They scream loudly until they both die.

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Two nerds walk into a bar. The effects of alcohol do not discriminate based upon the social status of said consumer.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

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the man was talking to a phone no answered cause he talking to a brick wall

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What's worse than having no coffee at the office? Looking out the window on the 100th floor and seeing the cockpit of a Boeing 767.

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What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

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Why was the woman crying? Because I hit her with a bat.

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...The new series of spinoff movies from the worlds most frightening franchise! Pretty Normal Activity: Doing the groceries *****-Did not scare me at all :D! Ballbusters movie rentals *****- The demon never showed up which made this the scariest movie ever! Could not sleep for months... Whatyumean there is nothing paranormal in this? Aww FU*beep*CK!! Sumgay Inthestreet Journal *****-Pissed myself just from hearing the title got a stroke and almost died!, was it another Paranormal movie you said? Most overhyped comment we could find. Goddamn exaggerated movie reviews that fooled me into buying the original and expect something actually scary :(

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- Hi, my name is Sarah Lennon. - Wow! Are you related to Sarah Palin?!

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How do you wake up a black man? You stab him in the thigh.

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Why couldn't anybody at school taste lunch? Nobody made lunch.

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Why was Timmy late for class? He got hit by a bus. Why was Jimmy late for class? He saw Timmy lying in the middle of the street, went out to help and got hit by another bus.

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How did the Mexican get into the U.S.A.? He came in legally, and got his green card. He then continued his life as a business man and won the lottery four years later for 5 million dollars. He then bought a cool television, he also had children and put the money in their college funds later.

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Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

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What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

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Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

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Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 7 is a registered sex offender

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Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

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I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

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What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

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Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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