- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you know what hurts, a revolver bullet in your brain.

Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

the man walked into the bar and said ur gay

Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

Why are roses red ? Ass in my face .

What did the Police Officer do after he made a positive identification of a Prostitute? He proceeded to pay her in cash for sexual favors because prostitution is legal in the state of Nevada

what do friends and trees have in common? If you hit them with an axe multiple times they fall over

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

Q: What did the train say when it sneezed twice? A: Trains are inanimate objects, thus they cannot sneeze or talk. Are you an idiot?

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

A man walked into a bar. He bought a pint.

Why are you on anti joke? Because your not funny enough to make your own jokes

Knock Knock The doors already open

An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

Q:how do you make a rockstar cry? A: hit him with a breifcase

What are astronauts called in Soviet Russia? Cosmonauts

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

What's worse than having no coffee at the office? Looking out the window on the 100th floor and seeing the cockpit of a Boeing 767.

Two nerds walk into a bar. The effects of alcohol do not discriminate based upon the social status of said consumer.

the man was talking to a phone no answered cause he talking to a brick wall

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