- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the horse say to the cow? Nothing because animals cannot speak.

whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

Juan got hit by a truck Knock Knock Who's there? Juan's brother coming to stab you in the abdomen.

What do you call a black woman who had 4 abortions? A Crimestopper

Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

Three blondes are stranded on an island. They all die from starvation.

Why was Jessica sad? She had just recently run over a few newborn puppies with her car.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Whats funnier then a dead baby? A lot of things.

knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

Q: Suzy loves apples she will o anything to get her hands on an apple. A: You guys are so gullible!!! She DID eat Tom's apple. ...... then he killed her.

How many Babies can be drowned in a toliet at once? idk the bathtub is much more convienient

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

Your gay

What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

What's faster a hungry black guy or a car? A car

two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

were at work systems r down

What did the single guy do on Valentine's Day? Celebrate his birthday since he was born on the same day.

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