- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Sh*t!" cursed the man. "You're such a potty mouth!" replied the unamused toilet.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

A blonde goes in an electronic store. She buys a TV and leaves.

What do grass and cows have in common? They both say "moo" except for grass

What did the down syndrome girl get for christmas? Cancer.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

An owl and a squirrel where siting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl then turned to the squirrel and said nothing... cos owls can't talk. The owl then eats the bird because it is a bird of prey

Question: why did the pilot crash the plane? Answer: because the pilot was a loaf of bread

A blonde, red head and brunette decide the jump off a cliff....... They all die

A: Whats black and hangs from my tree in my backyard? B: What? A: Blackberries B: Blackberries grow on bushes

Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

How did the man with no legs get around? He was assisted by a nurse or relative who was kind enough to take on such a task.

How does he keep getting girls to sleep with him? Bear-traps..

Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

Why did little nancy call the police? Because her dad beats her toaster up.

who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Osama Bin Laden

How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas? He's his dad. He bought the presents.

bangers and mash?

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

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