- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some people are gay, and so are you

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A skeleton walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face? the skeleton replies I have aids.

How do you confuse a blonde? Wait...what?

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

What do you call an Arab driving a Plane? A Pilot.

Why did the sky turn gray? Yes because she thought it meant a quarterback.

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know; I was too busy masturbating.

Neither have I

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

What is in the center of our galaxy? Some stars, space, and nebula.

Why was the boy sad? Because his family was raped and stripped of their possessions

What happened to thepeanut who went to NYC? He was assulted

What do you call a lesbian eskimo? The name she was given at birth.

What kind of drug did the cops catch the alligator with? None. They were going to use a tranquiliser dart, but SPCA intervened and simply held the alligator's mouth shut while they loaded it into a secure cage.

What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

Roses are red Violets are blue Poetry is hard And so is wood

How many Black People does it take to change a lightbulb? One. Changing a lightbulb is a very simple task.

Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar And doesn't

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

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