what is the diffrence between a chinesse man and a japanesse man, one is ruled by a cruel communist leader.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

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Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

What's brown and sticky? The stuff that comes out of your anus

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, for the task at hand is so simple, you should do it.

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

What's the Green Lantern's favorite holiday? Hannukah

Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

I once walked into my grandmas house to find her laying face down on the ground. It turns out that everyone was planking but grandma wasn't breathing...

why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

What is the mexican dream? To jump the border

James Patrick Campbell

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he'd would like to make a wager. The bartender replies, "no."

why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

if girls witth big boobs work at hooters where does the girl with one leg work.... walmart

What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

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