You know whats better than 24? 25

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun that's just been shot.

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What's ugly and has shit smeared over its teeth? Smelly McD (He also wears bin bag clothes)

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What is worse than the holocaust Nothing it was fine with the Jews in camps burning and dying

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The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

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penis likes vagina cuz its straight (get it?? it has an erection!!!!!!)

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What did the orphan get christmas? CANCER

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

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A bear and a furry bunny rabbit were in the woods. The bear ate the rabbit..

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Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

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Q: whats good about having sex with 18 year olds? A: there's 18 of them.

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The world blows up and everyone except for one man and his house make it out alive "Knock knock" "Whos there?" "Me" "Me who?" "Ummmm, its me, duh" It turns out the man was very bored and decided to go knock on his own door and tell knock knock jokes

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A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's treehouse? No. It's quite nice, her father made it himself.

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A Mexican man, an American man, and an Italian man go to a bridge. The mexican said "we have too much of this in our country!" and throws pasta into the water. The Mexican man says "we have to much of this in out country!" and throws a taco into the water. The American throws in the Mexican man and says "we have to much of these in our country!"

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I hate it when people pour my cereal. They don't know how much I want. They don't know my life. They don't know what I've been through.

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Q: What did the pedestrian say to the bus driver that hit him? A: Nothing, he died.

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A blind man walks into a bar No literally he does, he has a guide dog and everything, he's a capable member of society, don't be rude.

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What are the similarities between aaron ash and a cow? they both have 7 stomachs.

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What did Batman tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

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Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

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what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

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Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

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