- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

Why are Jewish men circumcised? Because it is the norm with that particular religious group to circumcise male infants shortly after birth.

If Abraham Lincoln were alive today, he'd be really really old.

Why do black people like kool aid? Why It is a very hydrating and delicious drink

Johny wanted a pogo stick for his birthday. Johny's mom got him a pogo stick for his birthday. The day of Johny's birthday, he fell off the pogo stick and broke his arm.

If youre African, why are you white?

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, your body rejected the transplant and you died.

A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

what do you call a bird that is gay bird a gaybird

Q: What did the train say when it sneezed twice? A: Trains are inanimate objects, thus they cannot sneeze or talk. Are you an idiot?

Q: What did the whale say to the other whale? A: MMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

whats the difference between a door knob? a milk carton, because people have legs so they can walk !!!!!

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette have a contest to see who can get the most likes on their profile pictures. They are all attention-whores.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

there is a black guy and a mexican in a car whos driving? a cop

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't care I have AIDS

Q. What's short and black A. A little black kid

did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese.

The man was so gay he grew breasts and got breast cancer.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did the man pull out his chainsaw? To get rid of a tree in his front yard.

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