hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

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How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners unfamiliar with the Latin alphabet.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm a talking horse and that's what you ask me? On the day I just buried my only son?"

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One day a man walked into a wall

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What do you call a black man throwing jars of flaming fruit preserves at a Jewish basketball player. MEXICO

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roses are red violets are black lewis norris has a fucking narra back

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Pretty much everything, the killing of 6 million people was a horrible part of our world's history, and is no laughing matter.

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fuck you you punkass piece of shit I hope you burn in my uncle's titties and ass rape yourself while screaming "make it stop!'. Then, I hope that you take a titanic needle and shove it up your lower kidney until it tears open and all your bodily fluids spill out into an ocean of shit. Also, I have 73 balls with a ballsack for each ball. So, I have 73 ballsacks.

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if your mother was put in a situation where she could either have sex with a man or a woman she would pick the woman

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how to you confuse a blonde you ask her to recit the alphahbet back words

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How many 3 legged black Irish catholic obstetricians, walking into a bar, does it take to make a chicken cross the road? Fish!

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How can you tell if there is an idiot at a dogfight? When someone pits a Chihuahua. How can you tell if there is a moron at a dogfight? When someone BETS on the Chihuahua. How can you tell if there is a cheater at a dogfight? When the victory goes to the Chihuahua.

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why did the black man leave his home because there was a hurricane that would have killed him if he stayed.

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Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

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What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? A:blue

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I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

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What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

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Q: What did Michael Jackson do while he was preparing for his newest world tour? A: He died.

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Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her she is a burnette.

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Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

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Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

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So you go home and get on the computer. You have no internet so your stuck playing pinball.

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