What do you get when you cross a blonde with a dinosaur? Beastiality

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Whats gay and smells like paint? A gay man covered in paint.

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This is an anti joke

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What's worse than giong to Hell? Nothing. Hell is as bad as it gets.

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What type of jobs do black people have? That depends entirely on their qualifications and suitability to the relevant role.

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what did the homeless man get for christmas.......................nothing

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How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None, it would be ridiculous to even try to fit one in an ashtray.

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Why did the little girl cry? Because she had just witnessed the slaughter of her entire family and friends in front of her eye, leaving her not only peerless and alone, but also with the mental scars which come with witnessing such a harrowing ordeal.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice tits

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roses are black violets are grey... im color blind sorry

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What do a carrot and a kangaroo have in common? Nothing...

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure _._._

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what has 4 legs three eyes and a horn? a:yo mama

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Your mom is so stupid, she thought the square root of pie was 3.14156

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Rose: Mummy, why did you name me Rose? Mother: Because a rose fell on your head when you were a baby Daisy: Mummy, why did you name me Daisy? Mother: Because a daisy fell on you when you were a baby Fridge: durr hurr Mother: Shut up, Fridge

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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Roses are red Violets are red My lawn is red My fences are red It appears my garden is on fire.

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A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

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- I got kicked out of the library today. - why? - because I put the women's rights book in the fiction section

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who's yellow , and looks like a bear? pudsey

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Whats Better Than an Anti Joke? sex...

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An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

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Why did the man fall of his bike? He wasn't on his bike, i drowned him yesterday.

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rabbits running in my bathroom!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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