You know your in deep shit when you hit somebody in the head with a 2 by 4 and they dont go down.

wake n shake = wake up and masterbate to a picture of drew e mom o.O

What is black and has no education A tire.

A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

i like going to public parks and watching the kids run and yell because they dont know im using blanks

why do we have school? 2 learn duh y r u even askin? ur STOOPIDE!

100 chefs walk into a bar

Q: whats worse than finding a worm in your apple A: the holocaust

- Helen Keller

A kid had wild unprotected sex. He didn't get an STD or enpregnate the girl.

Stat1st1cs sh0w 0ne 1n f1ve pe0ple d0n't understand b1nary

Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

What do you call a joke book without a title? A joke book!!!!

Sprechen zie deutsche? nein!

what is funnier then this joke? A jewish muslim that is asian, balck, and mexican,and is woomen crossing the border then geting shot and hung by a rope of dead babies

A cow walks down the stairs. Not really. They are incapable of walking down stairs. It actually died on the roof.

What does it mean if your born on opposite day? you have sids

A woman was strolling around town when she turned into a dark alley. She was cold and scared. Suddenly a ferocious looking man jumped out with a knife. The end.

Me - "Wanna hear something that will make me laugh?" *giggles* friend - "Sure." teehee if anyone gets it.

Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

Fun Fact: If humans stood in a single file line around the equator, most of them would drown.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

Did you hear Whitney Houston died? Yes.

Beethoven! It is true? Did you really lose your hearing? Yes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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