What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

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An Arabic Muslim is on a plane. He's flying to Chicago.

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why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

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its funny cuz i laughed!

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Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

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What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

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How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

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A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

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Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

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What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

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"Knock knock..." "come in"

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Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

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What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

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roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

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Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Get in the car."

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? no eyed dear what do you call a dear with no head? dead!

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What's worse then the Boston bombing? The Texas bombing, considering Texas is a much bigger region then Boston.

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A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

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A bear and a rabbit both take a dump in the woods below an old oak tree. They look at each other, smile and nod their heads in acknowledgment of one another. The bear is first to let go of his rather large load and a loud THUMP is heard throughout the woods. Shortly after another and then another. The rabbit looks at the bear for a moment then turns closes his eyes and begins to strain. Finally the sound of what can only be described as a machine gun rattles through the wood. Looking impressed the bear looks over at the rabbit as it pops off its last few pellets. When the rabbit is finished the bear asks "Do you have a problem with the shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit thinks for a moment then looks at the bear and says "Umm... No, not really." So the bear uses the rabbit to wipe his arse.

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Why did Martian Luther King climb the mountain? Because there was a KFC on top

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What do you call a Muslim that walks onto a plane? A passenger

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A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

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Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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