A guy walks into a bar and says "ouch!" The bartender says "are you okay?" "Yeah I just stubbed my toe" Then the guy walks it off, and then orders a drink.

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What's worst than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Finding a grammatical error on anti-joke.

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My brother found a worm in his apple. I dared him to eat it, so he did. When he tried to swallow, the mashed up worm congealed in his throat, killing him. Later, I found out that the worm had poisonous rectum fluids. I was given the Nobel Peace prize.

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A little boy walks up to his father and asks him a question, "Daddy, how are babies born?" His father then replies in an enthusiastic manner, "You see, I stuck my dick in your mom's vag and started pounding. Apparently two condoms defeat the purpose."

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nazi Nazi who? I am the mailman. I nazi your mailbox. Can I leave the letters on the front porch?

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Whats the difference between a person with cancer and breakfast? Breakfast is important

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a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, refrigerator.

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boo

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

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a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

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how many jews can you fit in a volkswagon? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 6 million in the ash trey.

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A Fat person walks out of mcDonalds

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Knock knock *the family is on vacation and doesn't answer*

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Why did the Chinese Arab buy blue paint? He already had red in his basement.

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If you play The Binding of Isaac backwards, it's about a boy who summons Satan in hell and ascends multiple floors and eventually revives him mom by sucking in tears. He eventually becomes less of a monster until going back to his home and living hapily with his mother, completely forgetting anything had ever happened.

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How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

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2 men walk into a bar. 3 come out

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why did the woman get electricuted? because there was an electric fence around the kitchen.

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What do you get when Johnson cooks toast? Shit toast.

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Women's Rights.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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