- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I dont know so why are you asking?

A bear eats some honey. I'm not really sure why and I've never seen a bear eat honey in real life so I don't really know if the bear actually ate any.

What do u call a woman geometry teacher. Santains wife.

Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

Haha, I get it..

What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

Whats worse then getting shot in the leg? Getting shot twice in the leg

What did the orange say to the apple? Nothing, fruits can't talk.

How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

okay so this guy walks into the bar and says DON BE STUPE SHE SPIT GOOD AND EVERYTHIN. why did he say that. BECAUSE EVERYBODY HATES HIS SPIT

Q: how do you stop a baby's crying keeping you up at night A: pull out it's wind pipe

Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

What do Mitt Romney and Barak Obama have in common? Nothing that is why they are running against each other for US President.

one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

-"Hey! You guys wanna hear a joke" -"What?" -"Womens Rights"

Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

Jimmy clenches his fist, a crack his heard. Jimmy begins to cry knowing his arthritis has gotten worse.

Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

Knock knock. Who's there? I'm sorry I don't know you but I think I might have run over your dog!

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