What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

Oh no! I forgot the milk!

Women can vote? wtf

How did the idiot die? He comitted suicide because people were picking on his stupidity. (If you laughed at this you are a horrible person)

Q:What is harder than nailing ten dead babies to a tree? A:Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

Do you feel lucky punk, well do ya? ..Umm i'm sorry :/ I'm not gay!... I'm into chicks...you know?!

What's worse then the holocaust? The sun exploding.

What happen? Idk...

what do you call a black man in a car? -a person who passed his drivers test

how do you stop a gang of black people from raping a white woman? throw a basketball

Jesse gets so many ladies

There is an elephant, a zebra, a lion, and a black man. The black man is enjoying his visit to the zoo.

yo momma so fat that she needs to lose weight

A man walks in a bar he talks to the bartender aand he tells him a joke about him and hs friends. how do you find out his name? You killl the bartenders friends and family untill he talks.

What stops a fully black english man from marrying a fully chinese women, the language barrier of course!

A black man comes home from work.

How do you stop a black kid from hanging around in your back yard? Hang him in the front yard.

Guess what my nephew said yesterday? oh wait, i forgot hes dead..

Q.Whats the differents between justin bieber and a girl A.Nothing

These anti-funny jokes are so funny, i realized that i would like to read another one

Wats do you get when you combine a vampire and a ginger? Idk, who would pull that disgusting shit

What do you call a woman who has huge breasts? Sarah, for instance.

A man hits a woman while driving. Whose fault is it? The mas. He was out drinking that night and shouldn't have gotten in his car in the first place.

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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