- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

What is black and white and cant get through revolving doors? A zebra with a spear through its head.

American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

CIA? You? Are you a CIA agent? Wow!

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because HItler took he's parents away.

Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

a boy meets a girl the rest is censored

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

Q: you know whats a good movie? A: twilight.

What happened to the orphan when it walked to the park? He found his birth parents........but then they were killed by a crazy hobo and he was taken away and molested

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