- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sometimes black people kill other black people.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I blackmailed his family with rape from Ronald mcdonald

What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

What ticks and makes a very loud noise? the bed

How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

What is blue and feels like fluff? Blue fluff

What do you call a man with no legs, and one arm? Whatever his name happens to be.

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

what's worse than being attacked by a giant ant? being attacked by two giant ants

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

What is the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I take my cleats off when I jump on trampolines

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