- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Moral: Sure, your number is the one that ends with 853 right? Do not reply if I am right. Moral2: BECAUSE TOP COMMENT... AND SERIOUSLY, THAT NUMBER BETTER END WITH 69 AFTER I CALL YOU! DO NOT REPLY

jim is constantly asking bob the same questions, bob brings this to attention and suggests that jim might have amnesia. jim agrees and they move on iwth the conversation. minutes later jim asks a simaler question brought to attention earlier because he has amnesia

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

What do you do when life throws lemons at you? Take out your lemon shield and retreat deep into your lemon proof bunker.

What do you get when you mix a ginger with gasoline? a forest fire.

Your mom's so dumb she has cancer...... oh wait that's racist

A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

koala's try to hit on teddy bears...... desperate even though we know extinction's comin

France had one revolution

Why did the pedophile skip breakfast? He said that he would grab a little something on the way to work...

The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

Roses are red Violets are blue classic

what"s short , has a tail , and is amazing ? maddy cartwright i lied about the tail!

What's funny about a man walking into a bar? He was a clown.

I love it when i go into my classroom first thing in the morning, and the light are off... i always feel so Empowered... i walk in, and say Let There Be Light! while i lift my arms up and there was light.... omg! im god! O_O

what did the drunk man say to the bar tender? Hello good sir. Fine day today isn't it.

michael: How old do I look? stranger: about 68? How old are you? michael: I cant remember I have alzheimers. michael: How old do I look?

pady irish man paddy english man and paddy african man go on a magic slide wat ever you say will be at the bottem paddy irish man said gold paddy english man silver paddy african man almost fell off so he said shit buthalf way down he thought it was fun so he said wee

knock knock whos their a person

Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is your chest, As flat as my back?

how do you wake up lady gaga? set her alarm for a reasonable hour

A: go away. B: No i won't A: Shutup B: Yes i will not go away A: again, shutup B: I left A: Thank you B: Your welcom A: Thank you for saying your welcome B: Thank you for saying thank you that i'm welcome A: Thank you for saying thank you for saying that I thank you that you're welcome.

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