- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

What super hero did they choose to be on the Blue Jays' team? Batman!

Tyler is a downer and is always negative to everybody

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

Why was David sad? Because he got his head stuck in a window.

why did the irishman, the englishman and the african man die? because i went on a violent killing spree, murdering everyone i saw

A man is at the dentists. The dentists says, "Oh my, your teeth are terrible!" The man says, "Yes I know. I am addicted to Meth".

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally.

What's worse than rain on your wedding day? You scheduling your wedding to be held on an aircraft carrier on december 7th 1941.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put my dick in your ass

what is a mix of a bull dog and a shih tzu. a bread of dog that has a shaggy face and long hair

knock knock whose there tim tim who just kidding its fred

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Dead babies can't paint.

A priest and a rabii walk into a bar. Both men, despite both being good people and well respected in their communities, aren't able to overcome their differences which are signified by their religions. Both men later leave the bar and surround themselves with people of their own kin.

Why did the old man miss the Alzheimer's Day walk? Because he died in his sleep.

A dyslexic man walks into a saloon and asks for a hair cut.

A dog walk into a bar, and the bartender asks, "What"ll it be?" The dog then breaks into tears as he realizes the bartender is his father's gay husband.

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