- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Banana you glad I didn't say 'Orange?'"

Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

wael.. nuff said

What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

what did the blonde mail to her boyfriend? nothing, blonde's can't write.

Q: What would you do if i pushed you down the stairs A: I would suffer from serious head injuries thus filling you with guilt for performing such a deed.

have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

Roses are red, my name is Dave. This poem makes no sense, microwave

why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

Haha, I get it..

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

what is worst than 1 bee stings two bee stings what is worst than two bee stings holocaust what is worse than three bee stings getting raped by a giant scorpion

Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a blender ? A. 37 but you can try and prove me wrong

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

Your momma's so fat that when she looked in the mirror she broke down crying and threw up in the toilet because she is belemic.

what do you call Mackenzie Phillips? five head

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