- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was the math book sad? A: Because he recently found out that his parents died in a tragic car accident.

2 black men beat 9 white men in basketball. Why is this so? They were clearly out numbered.

what purple and jolly barney who doesnt love his charactorial warmth!# not weird

So Helen Keller walked into a bar... and then a chair.... and then a table..

What is a Mexican's favorite holiday? Christman

why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why was the black man afraid of leaving his house? Because he has severe agoraphobia and cannot function normally in society.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

Why did the guy die? He had a fatal heart attack.

What's worse than failing your midterms? Child abuse.

What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

Ya Mums so fat when she stood on the scales it came up with my phone number

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

Doctor: Knock, Knock Patient: Who's there? Doctor: The interupting doctor Patient: The interruptin.... Doctor: You have aids.

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