A terrorist gets on a plane. He has a pleasant flight and gets off in a new country.

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A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

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Do u take sugar?

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Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I am blind

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Your mother is so fat she sometimes eats a normal sized portion of food and does not feel satisfied

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Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

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Peas

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

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What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

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What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

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Chuck Norris is dead......

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

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Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

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When I was just a little kid, my daddy lest the house and we all joined him to wherever he wanted to live.

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What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

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What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

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what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

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a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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