- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends how hard you throw them.

Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started to sing we are family even though your fatter than me

GAWS SI EKOJITNA

Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

What do you get when you cross a dead monkey, a chair fitted with wheels for use as a means of transport by a person, Isaac Newton & the creator of the website? Stephen Hawking.

why did the girl fall down someone threw four monkeys and a refrigerator at her

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

what electronic vegetable sits in a chair? stephen hawking

Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

Why was Timmy's hair shaved? He had cancer and was going though Chemo.

A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

What super hero did they choose to be on the Blue Jays' team? Batman!

CAVE JOHNSON.

why couldn't the blonde change the lightbulb? she couldn't find the leperchaun at the end of the rainbow

Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

it's weird how Jesus came out of the cave on the same day as Easter

A man reaches to grab a womans chest and then realizing hes gay, backs off and everyone goes home happy

Knock, Knock Who's There? An Orange No Seriously Who Are You?

If you rewind Gozilla, it's about a giant lizard that helps rebuild a burnig city, and then goes back into the ocean again...

Rebecca Black walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender doesnt serve her because she is 12.

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