- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

How many Lepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? People with leprosy should not be doing general house keeping.

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

Q. Why didn't the man tell his girlfriend about his big lottery win? A. Because it was none of her business.

Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

What's faster than a black man with a TV? olympic sprinters, cyclists, street legal cars, speed boats, helicopters, commercial airliners, bullets, fighters jets, missiles, SR-71, space shuttles, rocket ships, anything in orbit, excited electrons, and quite a lot more, actually.

Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

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how do you punish hellen keller? you can't she's dead

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

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You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

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