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Q: What happens when you sit in the middle of the road? A: You get hit by a car and die a horrible death as your family members mourn in the loss and remain sad forever.

What did the Norwegian say to the Englisman? ØLølølølÅæåøåæøåæåæåæåæåæåæåæå

I own two ferrets. I was merely stating something factual.

A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

what did the old man say to the older man? "hey".

You were born.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

How do you get a cat off a swing? You throw a dog at it.

Im sorry Dylan Hodge Jamie Stegman

id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips and falls violently.

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

Q:Where was The Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom

There were two chippendales in a bar - what were their nicknames? Chip and Dale

If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

Hey did you see Helen Keller's dress? No, she's dead.

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

Where does a blind person drive a car? Into a tree.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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