how do you make abus driver cry? you rip his limbs off.

A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

Why doesnt a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on his head.

The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

What did the anorexic girl say to the skilled psychologist? Fuck off you'll never understand me.

Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

What did the zombie say to the woman? I like turtles.

What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

What did the runner say after he ran 10 miles? I just ran 10 miles.

What's black, white, and red all over??? A penguin in a blender.

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

why didn't the chicken cross the road ? because half way acroos he got hit by a car and the animal heath care had to take him away and put him down

What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

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