- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two women were sitting quietly.

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

What's big and red and if it falls out of a tree and can kill you - a fire truck

How do you make a frog stand still? Shoot it.

Why didnt jimmy go to school? He had a hangover

What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

What the did the man say to his boss? You are my boss.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

Two monkeys are lying in a tree. Big monkey and little monkey, little monkey bites the big monkey's tale, big monkey starts jumping around the place shouting. Little monkey just starts laughing and takes another sip of whiskey.

What does a camel wear at war? Camelflage

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

Why does the gaming console Wii suck? ????????????????I like ice cream????????????????

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

Yesterday I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

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