- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Todd is offered a pizza, chinese food, and a sandwich. he then kills himself because options trigger a psychological disorder that was diagnosed to him as a child

how do you kill a blond? give her a gun and tell her it a blow dryer

How to confuse a dumbass: see next post.

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

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A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

theres a black guy and a mexican whos driving the cop

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? Poke her Face.

What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

You're mother has had a heart attack in the middle of the street, you start to sing amazing grace hoping people will join in, but unfortunatly this is not a musical and you should call 911.

Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Captchas.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

1Q: Quick! Ask me if I'm a lemon!! 2A: Your not a lemon 1A: :/ oh :/

Why did the two blondes decide to ride in one car? Because it's more environmentally friendly than taking two cars.

How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

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