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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it got ran over by a car recently after it go killed it was eaten by a hobo and the hobo died from ring worm

A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

Why did the chicken cros- oh he got hit by a car.

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

why did your mum die young because she had canser

Jack and jill Went up the hill To go smoke Some marijuana Jack got high Unzipped his fly And asked jill "Do you wanna?" Jill sais "yes" Pulled up her dress And things got real fun But silly jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son

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What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? No one laughs at your jokes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

Why did priences Dian cross the street? Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt!!

How do you spell eight? 8

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

You come home and find your family dead. What do you do? Take a picture, post it on facebook

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

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what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it got ran over by a car recently after it go killed it was eaten by a hobo and the hobo died from ring worm

A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

Why did the chicken cros- oh he got hit by a car.

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

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why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

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why did your mum die young because she had canser

Jack and jill Went up the hill To go smoke Some marijuana Jack got high Unzipped his fly And asked jill "Do you wanna?" Jill sais "yes" Pulled up her dress And things got real fun But silly jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son

Chris Bosh's neck

Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? No one laughs at your jokes.

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