- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Dave. -Dave who? -Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

A girl accidentally clicks on an advertisement while on anti-jokes.com, the girl silently curses and quickly presses the back button.

"Knock knock" "The doors open" "Oh, okay"

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

You know what really pisses me off? When I drink too much coffee.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

what has small feet? a human being with a tiny proximity of feet matter.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? - Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up again? - Because she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her? - Because she had no friends. Knock knock. -Who's there? Not Sally.

What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fucking dead.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

On a scale from 1-10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

How many illegal immigrants does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Illegal immigrants don't use lights, they'd get caught. Dumbass.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

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