A Man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The Bartender proceeds to unload a 30 round banana clip into his head, neck, and midsection.

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Two guys jump off a cliff... the third guy calls an ambulance.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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how does wasabi stay open during summer because tiffany is a nice person

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what's the difference between a zebra and a horse They are spelled differently

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Two monkeys are sittin in a bathtub. The first monkey says to The second, "HEY! pass the soap." The second says to the The first monkey, "DUDE. thats not soap, its a typewriter!!!!"

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There were three brothers. Big, Harry and Dick. They were walking along the road and were all instantly killed by a drunk driver. Their names were never mentioned and their story was used as a promotion for the seriousness of drunk driving and should not be taken lightly.

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Want to here a joke? Me to...

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whats red, brown and blown up? a hampster in a microwave

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What do you get when you cross an African, a white person, an Asian and a Spaniard? Society's worst nightmare

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: It depends who is the owner of the car. .

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Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

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I like cookies... GIVE ME ICE CREAM.

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please thumbs this up to help rhinos with boners thank you

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Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

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How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

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Where do babies come from? My sex dungeon

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Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

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Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

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why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

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What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

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Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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