- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

What did the pitcher say to the batter who hit the ball very far? Wow, you hit that ball very far.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

An Englishman walks into a bar.

If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. What do flowers have to do with this joke I want to tell you?

What's worse than failing your midterms? Child abuse.

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??