Why didn't the little boy hear the ice cream truck? He was deaf.

A black man and a white woman cross paths while walking on the sidewalk. After greeting each other, they continue on their way. Each goes on to enjoy their respective day free of racism and sexism.

Yo mama is so fat she died

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Nothing, he was in tremendous pain.

-What animal has the best vision? -I hate when you try to talk dirty during sex

Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

why doesn't anyone like reed? who cares, no one likes reed

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

What do you get when you rub 2 redheads together? Fire.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC and join his chicken friends to protest.

Why are trees green? I have no idea

a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

Why couldn't the little girl color in her coloring book? Her arms were amputated.

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

Why couldn't Matilda walk to school? Because a dog ripped her legs off.

what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

whats black and strange a paki

Q: what's red, green and goes over 100 miles per hour? A: a frog in a blender

Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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