-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

What's worse than failing your midterms? Child abuse.

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

Roses are red. Violets are blue. What do flowers have to do with this joke I want to tell you?

What did the pitcher say to the batter who hit the ball very far? Wow, you hit that ball very far.

An Englishman walks into a bar.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

what is the difference between a a person and a book? people can walk

JAmie stegman loves making love with his sister... he loves inbreeds so much

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

Two birds fly onto a bench. They cherp 3 times and sit there enjoying the nice weather.

What do you call a man with no legs? A cripple

A black man is seen next to a dead man. Who do you call? The ambulance.

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

Is J.P. dumb? Yes

Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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