Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

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Why did Jack take a prune out for the evening? A healthy snack as part of a balanced diet.

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What is white and smells like wood? White painted wood

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Nickelback

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What happened to him after he died? He got buried.

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Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

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Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

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What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

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Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

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your mama so old, shes dead.

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Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

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Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

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Chuck Norris is dead......

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What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? Hope.

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What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

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What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

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Why isn't this a joke? Because it's not.

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What's worse then a blind driver? A girl driver

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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what's the difference between a zebra and a horse They are spelled differently

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Girl:Do you wanna hear a joke? Boy:Sure... Girl: jesus loves you

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Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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