- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

I like cookies... GIVE ME ICE CREAM.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

What's worse than the Holocaust? People trying to be funny writing the same jokes over and over.

If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

An atheist and a priest agree to a public debate. The priest doesn't make much of an attempt to argue because there is a young boy in his podium giving him a handjob.

Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. leaves

A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

Yo mama so fat when she looked at the scale it said to be continued

Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

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