tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

Yo mamma's so fat, that she weighs alot.

Aww good to see you looking positive! He said to the boy dying of HIV

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

I would have made you laugh, but that is not the point is it? Moral: What do you expect from the 4th most pointless invention?

what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

How do you get a fat man to go outside? Blow up his house

Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

bish bash bosh giz a nosh

Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

What's worse than an anti-joke about an anti-joke? The Holocaust

What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

If life gives you lemons.... Life is an abstract noun not a physical object so it can not give you lemons.

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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