- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

Q. why did the plane crash? A. because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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"what's fat,stupid,and has a shell" "i don't know what" "you, i lied about the shell"

The GOV and the WHO?

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

roses are red violets are blue i'm not a? poet microwave

How many blodnes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Approximately 17. with the addition of 6 brunettes.

How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

whats worse than a dead baby two dead babies what could be worse than that? constapation

What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

How do you suppress a black hole? Surround it with white holes

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

What's the difference between a black man and a park seat? A park seat can support a family

A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

Yo mama is so dumb that she failed the SATs

What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

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What happened to the convict on death row? He died

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