A dyslectic man walks into a bra. It was dark and he didn't see the laundry his wife hanged on the clothes line.

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What did the one man say to the other man? What? I don't know , I wasn't there, that's why I'm asking.

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hi im tom. whats your name? joe. hi im tom. whats your name? joe... tom has short term memory loss.

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Why was young Ferdinand sad? He had a very rough day. In the morning he woke up. To find a man in his room, and then the man raped him. Then, Ferdinand found out that his whole family was killed by an angry rat. Then, he realized his grandma took away all his Christmas presents and ate them. Then, the angry rat showed up and brutally murdered Ferdinand and ate him. The rat then burped up Ferdinand and his family's bones, and on Ferdinand's bone there was something wrong, indicating that Ferdinand had cancer and would've died the next day anyway. The rat then got cancer from Ferdinand, and it died. That is why Ferdinand was sad.

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Why did the cop pull over the car full of black people? Because, they were going 65 in a 35 mile per hour speed limit zone, Which is against the law.

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Whats blue, fuzzy and has little red dots all over? Beats me...

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What is long, hard and comes out of a gay persons bum? poo

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Why is wood brown Because wood is brown

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Why did Christopher Columbus sail to America? Because sailing was faster than swimming.

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Why was the man scared? Because he was being attacked by a giant tiger.

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That awkwad moment when a homeless man runs naked around a golf cource yelling hears the 19th hole bitches.

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lol im s0 gut at spelign at engrish N u laughd n liekd diZ funi joek XDD u most LUV LE MEMEZ n EMOtikons Lol (^-^) y u guyz so st00p1d at math Wtf???!?!? 1+1=8 i m soooo smurt hahaha I <3 warrior cats n dance 2 gangnum stail wile masturbatin 2 swagbois le raeg comicz ;3!! . And now you are dying of cancer.

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Q: Why was the man upset? A: He was kidnapped. Two cruel men tied him to a chair in an unknown location. This man was mistaken for someone who was planning to steal a big drug shipment. They beat him unmerciful, shocked him, and hit him in the head with a hammer, and threw him out in the street, with the belief of his death occurring. A driver stopped to help the man into the nearby hospital. The man was questioned about the physical appearance and whereabouts of these criminals. He remembered nothing, and sadly, they got away with this horrible crime.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Well, a pizza is edible object provided for human consumption, and a jew is a holy human being believing in the prophet abraham.

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Why did the man enter the fridge? He was hot Why is the man not in the chicken shop Hes in the fridge

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

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fridge

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Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

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Yo mama has had so many kidney stones she has to be on a water diet.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

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What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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