Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

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Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

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Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

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Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

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Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

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What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

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A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

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If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

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Why does the gaming console Wii suck? ????????????????I like ice cream????????????????

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What does a camel wear at war? Camelflage

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Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

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a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

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Two monkeys are lying in a tree. Big monkey and little monkey, little monkey bites the big monkey's tale, big monkey starts jumping around the place shouting. Little monkey just starts laughing and takes another sip of whiskey.

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How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

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Two women were sitting quietly.

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What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

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why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

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Why didnt jimmy go to school? He had a hangover

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What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

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How do you make a frog stand still? Shoot it.

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Anti Joke

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