- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

Why was the black man hired at the clothing store? He needed some money to feed his family.

Why was the Black man running with a T.V.? Because he had just purchased a new LCD FlatScreen from BestBuy, and a torrential downpour had just began and he didn't have a free hand to hold up his umbrella.

What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

* Are you afraid of dinosaurs? * No, they're all dead.

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

What is 5 brittish guys who can't sing and horrible music make .... one direction

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

A young baby died.

A black man wearing a belt. Oh, he has a shoelace!

What happens to a black man when he jumps into a pool of clorox? He turns white!

What did the sad orphan with liver cancer get for Christmas? Pictures of dead babies to put things in perspective.

a black man and a white man walk into a job interview. neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

What is blue and smells like the sea The ocean

If i open this door you can go trough it

Why did the man have square fingers? Because he has Apert Syndrome

What did the blond do on October 12th? Get hit by a bus

You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

--- ___________________--- Can you tell what it is? Yes... Then what is it? Its a blanket,duh! ......

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

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