How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

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What is 5 brittish guys who can't sing and horrible music make .... one direction

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--- ___________________--- Can you tell what it is? Yes... Then what is it? Its a blanket,duh! ......

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

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Why did the black guy not tip his pizza driver? Because he didn't order pizza.

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There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

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What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

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knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

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Do you want to hear a bad joke? A bad joke

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What do u call a mixture of black people and asian people. Breakfast- Scrambled Eggs and Sausage

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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A black man wearing a belt. Oh, he has a shoelace!

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a black man and a white man walk into a job interview. neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

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What did the sad orphan with liver cancer get for Christmas? Pictures of dead babies to put things in perspective.

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What happens to a black man when he jumps into a pool of clorox? He turns white!

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A young baby died.

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American: Nice cowboy hat Australian: hahahahahaha American: What's so funny? Australian: You're so incompetent... American: What does incompetent mean? Australian: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/7/78/Trollface.svg/200px-Trollface.svg.png

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whenever you come out of emma browns bedroom

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Q: What do you call a real joke on anti joke A: Someone obviously don't understand the concept of this website

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Two men walk into a bar...They are traveling together for a convention and like pub type bars and are excited to be there.

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One day, an Irishman, a Jew and an American were walking home from a long game of golf. "God, that was a long game" said the American, to which the Irishman replied "aye, that it was." The Irishman then turned to the Jew, and asked him how he managed to get two birdies in succession. The Jew, after a moment of deliberation, began to explain. "Well, it all began when I was six. See, there was a mountain right next to Casparia, the village I lived for most of my life back in Wales. Every day, I'd come back from school, and ask my dad why nobody ever attempted to scale the mountain. 'To do so would be an unnecessary risk, son, and people are too busy working to put food and water on the tables for their families to undertake something so foolish.' One night, when insomnia was getting the better of me, I decided to get a better look at the mountain, so I strapped on my boots, my fur coat and some woolly mittens and left for the mountain. After a few hours of walking, I approached the closest hill which gave me a perfect view of the mountain's first peak, and there I spotted a polar bear, mauling a hiker to death." The Jew paused to check the Irishman and the American were following, when the American spoke up; "hold on there, there aren't any polar bears in Casparia!" The Irishman also spoke up; "there isn't even a village called Casparia, well, anywhere!" The Jew smiled slightly, and a few seconds later the smile broke out into a gigantic grin, and he finally replied: "exactly".

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 went to a house party. 7 was there. 7 and 6 kind of new each other. They went to the same school, but weren`t really friends. All night 7 was giving 6 strange looks. 6 started feeling uneasy, so he left the party early. When 6 got in his car 7 was inside waiting for him and pulled out a gun. Luckily 6 got away from 7 safely, but has been scared of him ever since.

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Two pretzels were walking down the street when one got assaulted...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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