What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars...except for the duck

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't: 9 was a dick.

why was the man on the roof? he was about to commit suicide.

What happened to jimmy when he stepped on a rusty nail? He died of of tetanus.

what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

What did the single woman get for Christmas? Raped.

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

Rebecca Black. That's it. That's the joke.

Why do black people play basketball? Because they can join their friends in playing an extremely fun and calorie-burning sport.

Q: What did the dog say the cat? A: nothing, because dogs cannot speak, and even if they could, I highly doubt they would speak cat.

What did the african get for his birthday? an ounce of water, as water is very scares in his community and it is a great resource

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

shut up kobe!

A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Okay, are you a tree? A: No, no I am not.

Whats worst than reading the 8th anti joke that ends with the Holocaust? The one where it ends with someone getting hit by a fridge for the 9th time.

A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

Q: What did the farmer say when his tractor broke down? A: oh noo my tractor broke down.

A cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. Well, okay, it doesn't actually order it. It more of meows in a begging fashion and the bartender, being a kind individual, gets the lost animal a bowl of milk. But who's to argue semantics?

What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

What did the elephant say to the zebra? Nothing, elephants can't talk.

Whats sad about 4 blacks riding of a cliff in a cadilac. It was a rental.

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

What's worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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