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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

"i see", said the blind man ... ...to his deaf wife... ...while his crippled children jumped for joy....

Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

A seven foot tall kindergartener walks into a bar. He is reduced to tears after being ridiculed for his inordinate height and unappealing physical appearance. A bartender then proceeds to escort him out of the bar for being underaged. -BG_Shank_A

A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

What does karissas vagina taste like? Ask vantwon

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

Roses are dead. Violets are dead. I'm a bad gardener.

what di the black kid get 4 x-MAS nothing

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

cats are pussies

What made the lady dance? Bandz!

What happened to the baby in the microwave? I don't really remember, I was too busy jacking off.

Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances, one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends PS: the one above was wrong sorry :(

When life gives you lemons, you make grape juice and let the world wonder how you made it.

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