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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Little goldy locks was walking through a forest and stumbled across a nice cabin. She went inside and ate some newly made porridge and slept on the various beds that were there. The owners of the house came back from a stroll of their own and sued her for breaking and entering.

What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo. Moral: Cuckoo!

Why did Bob fall over? He was impaled by a narwhal. -BG

Chuck Norris counted to infinity; by calculating the sum of a divergent series.

Titanic with will smith. Girl: I wont ever let go of you. Leo: Drowns. Smith: Move your fat ass over girl, there is like room for me and fifthy kids there yo! Me: Bitch if you need to float on a piece of wood where six of us could fit, im gonna drown you.

Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? He didn't, animal control took the dog away from Helen because she could not properly care for the dog.

Chuck Norris' balls were so big that he went to the doctor to get them checked on and it was discovered that he had testicular cancer.

what happens when an unstoppable force hits an unmovable object? it goes around.

why did the chicken cross the road, but didnt make it he didnt cross it. he was pushed by a band of gang members and hit by a bus

A horse walks into a bar, the barman says why the long face, the horse says, my dad died this morning.

Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

A duck, a rabbi, a homosexual, and the president walk into a bar. As a result, bruises appeared on their foreheads.

Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he suffered severe blood loss and is most likely dead.

Two homeless men are baking in an oven. They scream loudly until they both die.

Who the heck do you think you are?! Ally...duh

Q:What do you call a wizard who flies? A: A flying wizard.

Knock Knock The doors already open

what did the chicken say to the other chicken? nothing, they dont talk.

Q: What do a dollar bill and a kite have in common A: I dont know

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

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