- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

What do a grape and an Elephant have in common? For sensitivity to people who suffer from color blindness, this joke has been cancelled.

1: Knock knock. 2: Who's there? 1: Boo. 2: Please do come on in Boo, its so lovely to see you!

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How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

Why was the little boy speechless? His best friend was just run over by a plow truck.

Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

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Why so serious? Your brother died.

Why couldn't the Canadian taste the maple syrup? Because someone cut off his tongue. -BLLJ

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she lost her balance.

Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Did you hear about the absent minded professor that tried to change the tire on his pickup truck? He forgot to lock the jack and the truck crushed his head like and egg shell.

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