A white female funded a strong relationship with an african american male. One year later the white female was driving to work and had to slam on the breaks to stop a potention crash.

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Why was the pirate not allowed into the movie? tickets were sold out

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Why did the drunk walk into the bar? Because he has a serious drinking problem.

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What happened when an FBI agent and a cop argued over control of a hostage situation? Several people including a respected community leader were killed.

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Why didn't the teen girl get to her appointment? A) She woke up late.

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What do you get when you cross a cheetah and a zebra? A dead zebra.

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What do you call a mexican with a broom in his hand? a man who likes to keep his office at his own company clean

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Q: How do you confuse more than 80% of the population? A: Mushrooms.

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How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Because Goofy can walk on two legs, and is therefore superior to Pluto in Walt Disney's eyes.

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Rose's are red, violets are red, trees are red, bushes are red, oh God the garden's on fire.

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Knock Knock The door's open, wipe your shoes off on the matt

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's white and sticky? A stick painted white.

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Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy wishes the same.

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Q: How do you get an elephant in a refrigerator in three easy steps? A: You open the refrigerator door, you put the elephant inside, you close the refrigerator door. Q": How do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator in four easy steps? A": You open the refrigerator door, you take the elephant out, you put the giraffe inside, you close the refrigerator door.

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What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

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What did the hat say to the scarf? Nothing.

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Why should children always be nice? Because the evil christmas demon KRAMPUS will rip their ears off, put them in a bag and beat them with a stick!

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3 Blondes walk into a bar. One ducks, the other two are hospitalized with mild concussions

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What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

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You know what happened when I kissed a girl? I enjoyed it so immensely that I received an erection.

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FUS RO DAH!!!

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Why did Bert go to the doctor? He had an appointment.

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Poop

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Anti Joke

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