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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Duluth who's never did rhyme. They were often too short.

Pooring urine into your eyes, is a natural way to cure pink eye. Found this out this morning.

How did the black man manage to get that 42 inch TV? He had been working a lot of overtime at work to try and treat his wife and kids.

-What did the policeman say to the boy? -Hello.

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

What's the answer to all your problems The answer

What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

ew. I wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last man on earth! ...that's what she said!

why does beyonce sing to the left? because it has a catchy tune

What was the motto of the Holocaust? Yolo.

A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

Wanna hear a joke about a baby with AIDS? It never gets old.

What do you call an African-American, Latino, Asian, and Canadian all on the same football team? A reasonably diverse group of teammates who are most likely good acquaintances.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by Shrek

Q: What has 2 eyes and 2 halves of pigs' snout? A: Two pigs peeking around a corner.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

What's not funny? Today's anti-joke writers

Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

How do you get a man out of a box? Blow the box up

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

three gay men were sitting in a hottub. a condom floats to the surface. why the hell were you watching them?

Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwimg out all the W&Ws

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