- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

What did Dr. Pepper say to Sprite? I'm a Doctor.

What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

Roses are Roses Violets are Violets I am to Literal, That is a statement.

Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

Women's Rights.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

What did the hooker get for Christmas ? AIDS.

If I have 12 backpacks and Jimmy has 91 pancakes, then how many marshmallows can cover the roof of this building? Purple. Because Aliens don't wear hats.

What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

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What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

What is the difference between a priest and a nun? Cant you see the nun is dead you insensitive bastard!

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