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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Banana soup, Gorilla poop

A psychotic man walks into a pharmacy He buys his weekly medication to control his condition.

Why did the boy let go of his red ballon? Because he was hit by a car

How's the weather? Good.

What's worse than having your t.v. stolen by a Mexican? Getting raped with a chainsaw.

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

How many ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Let's go ride our bikes!

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

why is 6 afraid of 7? haha! because 7 ate 9 no because 7 is black

Roses are red Violets are blue Peas are green Plums are purple Thieves are black

What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

what do JFK, plato, and a dead penguin have in common? theyre all dead.

ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

Why did a Jewish man have no hair left? He recently got a haircut.

what do you call a prostitute with AIDS? Most likely her first name, unless of course you know her and it is normal for you to refer to her by a nickname or some shorter version of her proper first name.

Why can't Johnny run? He has no legs.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

Q:what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? other person: What? A:how am i suppose to know I'm not a lawyer.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasnt due to the fact that numbers have no feeling.

Why can't Tom Maynard play cricket anymore Because he's dead

An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

Why did the guy to the moo moo cow say? Yesterday, I took a crap at the restaurant and the toilet got stuck so I stole the vehicle and won the lottery.

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