- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get your mom off a clown? hit your mom with an axe

What's worse than finding a Holocaust in your apple? The worm

Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

Where do you find a quadriplegic? Where you left him

You're a country without the "tree". Did you just call me a cunt?

your mother is so fat that she bought a treadmill and uses it daily. she already lost 20 lbs.

Why was the youtube like bar green? Because the graphics designer felt like making it green. =.=

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

do you wanna hear a joke school

What did the fridge say when I opened it? Nothing.

One time at band camp.............that's it........

70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

Hi I am Michael Jackson... you have any young boys? My park is open :), the "nude dark caverns" can be scary, but I accompany them all, so relax. Moral: LEAVE MJ ALONE! ;(

Why doesn't God answer prayers? God does answer prayers, but He does not want you to have everything you want just by asking it, He wants you to work for what you have, everything happens for a reason. ... Nah, it's because God does not exist.

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

Penis.

what do you call Mackenzie Phillips? five head

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