how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

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What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

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Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road? Because they are extinct and roads did not exist when they were alive.

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I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

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Why can't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? Because it takes years of hard training to accomplish such a remarkable feat.

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Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

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So Nero, what the fuck are you doing? XD

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Why did the little boy stick a fork in the electrical socket? Because he wanted to escape his abusive stepfather

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

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What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

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how many cucumbers dos it take to change a light bulb? none. cucumbers cant change light bulbs. dumbass.

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What did the orphan get for his birthday? Shit on.

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You the same as before? I am being a bit overly cautious I admit that, I would call you, the problem is that while you are either pretty good at pretending to be innocent and all, or actually pretty down to earth, I mean I would probably applaud you for tricking me into believing you are pretty sweet before, but I got my wife and her family to take care off now, its not quite the same getting stabbed in the back anymore,

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Apparently I'm an unfit father, cuz all I know is dope and all I got is 30 dollas

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What is black and white and sleeps a lot? A tired zebra.

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Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

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My brownie is so warm and squishy. You know what else is warm and squishy? Freshly killed babyies

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A blond is walking down the street when she is suddenly mugged and raped. She reports her attacker but he is never found.

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its neck.

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A man spoke in a high-pitched voice. Another man said "Are you gay" He responded, "Why, yes"

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It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

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Your d is so small that when you had a boner and walked into the wall....... YOU BROKE YOUR NOSE! Millimeter Monster bro

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Why doesn't God answer prayers? God does answer prayers, but He does not want you to have everything you want just by asking it, He wants you to work for what you have, everything happens for a reason. ... Nah, it's because God does not exist.

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what do you call Mackenzie Phillips? five head

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