A fat cat sits on the ground staring up at a fence. The fence stares down at the cat and laughs.

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A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful business man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

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What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven died three months ago and was clawing on his bedroom window.

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Your mama sucks so much dick, it's not funny.

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What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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THERE'S THE IDENTITY THIEF GET HIM!

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she was born with no arms and is not loved.

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how do you get a clown off a swing i dont know but dont call suzy

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Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

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Whats brown and smells bad poo

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FOOL TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

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When he was a little boy, what was Chaz Bono's favorite Cher song? Chaz Bono was never a little boy, he was a girl.

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whats 7+4? 74

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Why is yellow afraid of 7? Impossible. Colors have no sense of fear.

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A guy walks into a bar and says ouch.

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Why was timmy having trouble with his homework? Because lobotomies were a forced practice in the 1950's.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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Why was the boy sleeping on the curb? he wasn't actually sleeping, he actualy just got hit by a car and had already died.

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knock,knock whos there? teddybear. teddybear who? a teddybear killed your family.

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Girl you must be Jamaican...because you're black and annoying.

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What did the cannibal order at McDonalds? Big Mac, extra pickle, hold the mayo.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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