- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldnt the man run because he had no legs

Aiming with a revolver? That`s fucking overrated. with a heavy powerful revolver such as this one, you do not necessarily need to aim that well at the heart of your enemy in order to blow his brains out.

What's worse than waking up with a hangover? Not waking up at all

Knock Knock Who's there? The FBI. We need to check your house for dead bodies.

A:knock, knock B:who's there A:come in B:come in who A:me I'm gay

Why was the woman blind? Because she couldn't see

Feminism

how did the doctors try to cure stephen hawking? turn him off then back on again

Really? Okay! UPPER COMMENT GOOD NIGHT NEROCHAN!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm wearing pants and I'm hungry

Tic tac toe. I never met my father

"It smells like Up dog in here." "How do you know what the dog from the movie "Up" smells like? It's computer-animated and not real." "I...I think I have a brain tumor..."

What is green and has wheels? A blue car.

Q.What did the homeless kid get from santa? A. Play Doe. Because he was a good boy. Q.what did the Rich Kid get form santa? A Coal. Because he was a bod boy. The rich kid then got mad and threw the coal at the homeless kid hitting him on the head which killed him of enturnaly bleeding.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

What do you call a plane in shining armor? A knight flight.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's always an Asian Better than you

knock knock whos there? your neighbor, dude im sorry but i swear i didnt see your kid on my drive way.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and grass is green due to the fact that there is chlorophyll in it.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asked the bartender. "It's genetic." replied the horse, amazed at the man's incapability to understand horses.

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