a chicken walks into a cafe, where it is swiftly caught, killed, plucked ,and served with stuffing and all for £5.99

Why did the owl visit the hospital? His mom was dying of luekemia.

What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know chickens are absent minded creatures that can aimlessly walk around.

Two olives are sitting on a table. One loses his balance and rolls off. The other calls down to it, "Oh my gosh, are you okay?" And the olive yells up, "No. I just rolled off a friggin table."

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

its funny cuz i laughed!

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What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

Long joke Your such a downey

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

What did the camel say to the polar bear at the bar? "Uuuhhrrhrhhh"

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Brians mother always told him to reach for the stars. He died the next morning.

What Happened to the man who married a money? He contracted HIV

What did Canada say to America? We will not become apart of the United States where people are known as Fat Nascar lovin hicks!

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