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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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No

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what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

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What did the camel say to the polar bear at the bar? "Uuuhhrrhrhhh"

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What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

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Brians mother always told him to reach for the stars. He died the next morning.

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Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

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a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

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What Happened to the man who married a money? He contracted HIV

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What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

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there once was a black man who played basketball

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knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

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What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

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What did Canada say to America? We will not become apart of the United States where people are known as Fat Nascar lovin hicks!

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How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

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What's the difference between a Jewish child and pizza? Pizza does not scream in the oven.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is an overused joke on a kid's cartoon. Thank me later.

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Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

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Hey can you turn Tmartn upI can't hear him

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Q: How long does it take to dig to China? A: 5 mins. I hire a bunch of mexicans

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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