whats worse than god meaner than the devil. the poor have it the rich need it nothing

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A priest, a pedophile, and a child rapist walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

"I know it. I can feel it in my nuggets." -Chicken Joe

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

How do you get rich? Cut chunks off a fat person with a cleaver and sell them to china.

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's rich...

Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

Why cant a black person read? Because there is nothing to read...

How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it then get mad when it won't screw.

Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

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