What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

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How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

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Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

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whats worse than god meaner than the devil. the poor have it the rich need it nothing

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Check this web out www.hurr-durr.com

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When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Your mama's so fat, she cries daily and regularly questions her purpose in life.

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wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. *smacks* ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

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-Whats not funny and has wheels? >What? -The Holocaust... I was lying about the wheels

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An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

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How do you get rich? Cut chunks off a fat person with a cleaver and sell them to china.

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your life

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What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

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Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

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What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

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"I know it. I can feel it in my nuggets." -Chicken Joe

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GAWS SI EKOJITNA

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Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

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knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

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A priest, a pedophile, and a child rapist walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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