-how many potatoes are in a sack -5

whats bloody and mingen Scabbaz head

What's black white and red all over A Nun after being pushed down the stairs

Why did the chicken cross the road?

What sport do all black people like? This is impossible to answer because not all black people like the same sport.

Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

A dog walks into a bar. The owner got a fake service dog identification and everyone really enjoyed it.

You know, people are kind of like trees, they tend to fall over when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

How did the guy fall off the roof? He was pushed

Q: what's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon A: well the first noticable difference is that the watermelon tastes better.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

Whats red and yellow? A chicken in the blender.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

- Why Justin Bieber can't login to Facebook? - Because he forgot the password.

"why did the cheese not go to church on sunday" "because it was jewish"

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

My dad said that if I post anymore jokes on this website, the will hit my head against the keyboaaskdnaji;nsd;asdnasd;

What is the biggest lie in the world How the **** should I know

What is 1+4x : No i will not take my pants off!

Why did Quinn yell at his group project partner? Because he hated him.

What did the deaf boy get for Christmas? Something like udgtationdaidnmgf

What do you call a black man that works with out pay? A volunteer

What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

Tom and Ralph are In a verbal scuffle. Tom: your adopted ralf! Ralph: yes! Now I have lesser chance of high blood pressure!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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