- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than biting your apple and finding a worm? WWII.

A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

Whats sad about 4 blacks riding of a cliff in a cadilac. It was a rental.

what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the bat mobile? Robin,get in the bat mobile.

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

why did the girl go into the kitcen? she was preparing a meal for her well safisticated family which had not ate dinner yet that day.

What sound does a baby in a blender make? I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.

What did batman say to robin before getting into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile robin.

Who the heck do you think you are?! Ally...duh

Roses are black, Violets are black, and I'm blind .

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What did I say to my mum this morning? Good morning.

I popped my head over my sexy neighbour's fence today to see her lying in her bikini. "Wow, you're gorgeous!" I burst out, "I hope you know how to do CPR." "Why?" she asked with a giggle, "Because I've taken your breath away?" "No," I replied. "I've just run your son over out front."

A man walks into a bar, ouch!

Obama says: I can throw one 1,000 dollar bill out the window and make one person really happy Michelle says: I can throw ten 100 dollar bills out the window and make ten people really happy The Co-Pilot says: I can throw you both out the window and make 250,000,000 people really happy tee-hee

What do you call a redneck virgin? A seven year old who can run faster than her brothers.

How do you get santa to stop delivering presents? Kill your parents.

A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

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