That awkward momment when there is no Candy in the Van... <3

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- Knock Knock!! - whos there? - KGB - KGB wh........... *slap* - vwe vwill ask the questions!!!!!!! - Knock Knock!! - whos there? - KGB - Mom the KGB is here again....... - i dont care just answer the damn door - 5 seconds later nobody answers the door....... u here a crash and all of a sudden big men run in with guns - one comes over and slaps the mother while he continues to say " the KGB vwill vwait for no one!!!!!" - every body in the house is shot and and the KGB goees on to tlive normal lives........ for the KGB

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knock knock whos there boo boo who? stop crying its only me! its not you, my mom has cancer, my dad was killed in a car accident, my pregnant wife has been murdered, and my uncle touches me.

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Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

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What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

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whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

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What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

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You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

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Where do cows go on the weekends? The slaughterhouse.

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Roses are red,violets are blue you want me but i dont want you!

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why was 7 afraid of 6?that is impossible it is older than six and stronger than its mother

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Why did the boy want to sleep in the same bed as his parents? His bedroom was on fire.

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Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

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Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hold on. Let me think of an answer.

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What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

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Whats black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

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DON'T TOUCH MY DUCK, IT HAS A ONE DOLLAR BILL

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What do you call a deaf-black man that professionally generates maps of the world? A cartographer.

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Why did the blonde jump over the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.

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roses are red violets are blue i have aids and so do you happy valentines day!

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I need to start studying.

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How do you make a professional gamer cry? You burn his house down.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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