Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

What did the fridge say when I opened it? Nothing.

Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

One time at band camp.............that's it........

What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

do you wanna hear a joke school

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

How do you get your mom off a clown? hit your mom with an axe

Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

Why was the youtube like bar green? Because the graphics designer felt like making it green. =.=

guess what the clown said to the kid... im a clown

your mother is so fat that she bought a treadmill and uses it daily. she already lost 20 lbs.

Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Where do you find a quadriplegic? Where you left him

why did the man die? he had cancer

What's worse than finding a Holocaust in your apple? The worm

You're a country without the "tree". Did you just call me a cunt?

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender

Why did the priest fall onto the alter boy? Because he lost his balance

Why is an elephant gray Because it's GRAY!!! duh

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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