What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

How many ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Let's go ride our bikes!

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

why is 6 afraid of 7? haha! because 7 ate 9 no because 7 is black

Roses are red Violets are blue Peas are green Plums are purple Thieves are black

What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

what do JFK, plato, and a dead penguin have in common? theyre all dead.

ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

Sometimes I wonder; why is that frisbee getting closer? Then it hits me. Someone just threw a frisbee at me.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to give him a bad reputation, but not enough to kill him

What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

What happens when you forget your parachute as you jump out of a plane? You wake up.

"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

Why doesnt a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on his head.

Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

What do gay kittens eat? Cat food. Friskies and Fancy Feast are both popular brands.

Why can't Johnny run? He has no legs.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasnt due to the fact that numbers have no feeling.

Why did a Jewish man have no hair left? He recently got a haircut.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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