- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who looks like justin bieber and is really cool? george darling but i lied about him being cool.

An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

Why did the guy to the moo moo cow say? Yesterday, I took a crap at the restaurant and the toilet got stuck so I stole the vehicle and won the lottery.

Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

If at first you don’t succeed, you clearly weren’t the right person for the job. We’re sorry, but we’re going to have to let you go; please collect your belongings and vacate the premises immediately.

Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

What's Green and flies? Super Grapes cousin Super Grape

What do you call a man named Mark? Mark

Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car A: 2 in the front. 3 in the back and as many as you want in the ash tray.

A teacher tells one of her students, "If I say 'I am beautiful', which tense is that?" The student tells her, "Didn't your mother ever tell you that lying is bad?"

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