Q: What's more silly than the idea of a wealthy, successful black man? A: A Clown

A guy walks into a bar, has a few drinks with his mates and gets highly intoxicated.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Roses are red Violets are blue... Violets are not blue they are actually purple

What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fish:)

guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

What do cows in Africa say? Moo

A horse walks into a bar, and a man says "Hey, why the long face?" The horse calmly turns to him and replies, "Because I'm a horse you drunk moron."

Why did the boy get stuck on the toilet? He was Elvis.

My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

A possesed goat: "moo"

How do you scare a black man? Burn his house down.

Whats the difference between 10 dead babies and 8 dead babies? 2 dead babies.

Friend's sister: how many seconds are in 12 o'clock Friend: alot Friend's sister: WELL THEN 12 O'CLOCK IS A REWERJAJSBDKDJDHRJRJFHFKRJRIDBDKSBSDJ *slams door*

Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

Math Quiz! If sally was born on September 18th, 1997, how old will she be on her birthday? Leave your answers on her grave tomorrow.

one day a white guy was in detroit. it was very strange. nothing happened

Yo mamma's so stupid, she couldn't get a high paying job and had to settle for working full time at McDonalds, just to get your family through the week.

What do you call something that lives in a pineapple under the sea? I don't know, but that seems like an improbable circumstance.

"Lassie, Lassie, come quick! Timmy is in the well!" "I'm a dog," replies Lassie. "You folks have ropes, ladders, and opposable thumbs. What the hell could I possibly do to help?" With that final act of disobedience, Lassie was turned into fertilizer.

What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

What did the jacket say to the girl? Zip me up wait why am I talking

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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