What's brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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If youre African, why are you white?

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i died. new product by steve jobs

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Roses are red, violets are red, Tulips are red, bushes are red.... WTF MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE.

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Q: What do you call justin bieber? A: gay

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Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

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Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

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A turtle and a rabbit are having a race. The rabbit goes really fast and sees the turtle so far away. So the rabbit takes a short nap and waits for the turtle for a little challenge. Suddenly the rabbit wakes up and sees the turtle about to cross the finish line. The rabbit runs as fast as he can, but it was too late. A bus runs them over and they both die.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

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Q: What did the schizophrenic man say to his father? A: "Every time grandmother's urn shrieks, this pornography turns to black ink."

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I know where you live. No seriously im looking at you through your window. 80% of you just checked. 90% of you didnt realize i just ended that statement with a question mark. 100% of you just checked gotcha

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Q: Why couldn't the ginger play soul music ? A: He couldn't hit the right notes

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Q: What's more silly than the idea of a wealthy, successful black man? A: A Clown

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A guy walks into a bar, has a few drinks with his mates and gets highly intoxicated.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fish:)

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Roses are red Violets are blue... Violets are not blue they are actually purple

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A horse walks into a bar, and a man says "Hey, why the long face?" The horse calmly turns to him and replies, "Because I'm a horse you drunk moron."

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What do cows in Africa say? Moo

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My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

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A possesed goat: "moo"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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