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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the teacher say to the kid who got a 0 on a multiple choice spelling test? Wow your really dumb. Idiot

If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven liked to eat numbers lower than itself.

What did the teacher do? He taught.

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

i stole a monkey from a man in a yellow hat his name is george now his name is i hate you

why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a blender ? A. 37 but you can try and prove me wrong

what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

What is the difference between a white mans penis and a black mans penis? It doesn't matter, phallic size isn't everything its what you do that defies you.

Why did the student cry when he got an F on the test? because his dad beats him.

A man says to another man, "Why the long face?" He then replies, "I have an elongated face, hands, and feet due to acromegaly."

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

Pants and God shorts: God: Jews ur my people nao! Jews: Yay we are Gods chosen people! Riches and gRape awaits us! World domination next! God: Well, not quite what I meant but, err... Close enough? Jews: YAY! Moral: So much for "the chosen ones" :(

Why do gingers have red hair? Its genetically encoded in their DNA

What's the difference between a nutcracker and a can of tomato soup? Oh... I don't know, I was asking you.

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