What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fish:)

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How are jello and frankenstein alike? Both green, both alive, and bill cosby didn't make me want either.

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Q; What's the new slogan for the TSA? We handle more junk than EBay.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot lost control of the plane.

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Knock Knock. Who's there *gun shot*

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How many police officers does it take to secure 3 hooded black men? However many police are on duty.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You were adopted and I couldn't think of a good way to tell you...

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Mike and Richard were walking down the street together Richard left because of Mike's garlic breath

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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i was in bed with a girl recently and she said to me 'I want tonight to be magical', so afterwards i disappeared.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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What did the man say when his wife said hello? Hello.

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If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

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What's the capital of Ohio? O

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Patient: "So what seems to be the problem doc? Doctor: "I'm afraid you have AIDS. I'm sorry."

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What would you do if I said a horse ate your mother? It doesn't mattet, I didn't

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Your mother smells so bad that if she were alive in 1919 she would most likely be outlawed in the Geneva Convention or at least banished from conventional warfare among nations that adhere to the restrictions imposed by such a document

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what's up? my penis.

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?Three men walk in to a bar. one walks with a limp. The other two make fun of him and joke of his inability to walk as well as others around him.

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Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

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My dog got out of it's cage. So I found it and be the shit out of

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What do Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, and Pamela Anderson all have in common? All of their last names end with an "n"

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Why did the black man scream in church? He felt like it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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