what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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Decode this; Hetay owcay aidsay oomay. Answer: ummmmm.... Let me think....ummm, does anybody speak pig latin?

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Yo' mama's so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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Why couldn't the black man get a high-paying job? because he lived during the harsh and cruel times of slavery.

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What's the easiest way to load dead babies into a tractor trailer? Pitchfork.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

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Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

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A train poops its pants.

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How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

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Q: What did the duck say to the bartender? A: Nothing considering that ducks cannot speak

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A cow walks into a bar and said, "Bartender give me a glass of milk!"

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

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what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

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woman's rights

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whats worse than jonny james obviously

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what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

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My name is Nero, Angelo Nero, its Italian (or rather Roman) For Black Angel, and yes it is my real name, you will believe me once you see my passport, driving license, mastercard whatever, I am 32 years old and I wont tell you my last name because at this rate... You could probably just google me up and find it yourself. Seriously, I am latino you know that, romantic is in my veins, but hey, you never told me you liked that so if we agreed to sex, that was what I was going with... I did tell you that sex is kinda meh for me without the romance factor. The thing about your name being Tifa, is that you look A LOT like the video game character, I mean come on! You even got red eyes! (okay hers may be a brownish red but come on!) You should post a picture of yourself online and see how many guys find you really sexy... Then again, dont, I want you for myself. Sorry this is taking some time, I dont get any of these solvemedia crapcraps

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What did the apple say to the other apple? Nothing, apples are fruits and cannot talk

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