- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A seal walks into a club.

Roses are red, Bacon is red, Poems are hard, Bacon

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

there was a blonde red head and black they were on misty mountain the black was the smartest so she jumped off and said bird flew like a bird the red jumped and said falcon and glided like a falcon then the blonde the dumb one tripped said oh crap turned into crap and wentt to the bottom and bursted

What did the parrot say to the dumb man? Nothing

How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family weaped his final days of his life.

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

What's the point of going to college? There is none.

The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Sunflowers are red. My garden is on fire.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

you suck

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

how do you make a plumber cry A: kill his family

What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A1: he was shot. A2: he died A3: the forest was being cut down and he got into a machine and was shredded to pieces A4: he fell asleep

Why did the chicken cross the road? I really hate poultry related jokes.

What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

anti jokes are like chickens. they arent funny at all. which makes them funny...

why did a girl walk down the alley? because her name was alley!

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