- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

Why did the owl visit the hospital? His mom was dying of luekemia.

Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He Died Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He was stapled the the first koala

Why is my girlfriend pregnant? We wanted an abortion

Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

if my evil next door neighbor is building a rocket to steal the moon with the help of 3 little girls, a grumpy old man and about 5000 small yellow poeple; what do i do? get sued for coping a copyrighted movie plot

whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

Have you heard of the Armenian genocide? No? Me neither.

Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

What did the leper say to the prostitute? "How much?! No thanks, I think I'll shop around."

Why did the...uhh.... Lamp.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

Q: If you see a gipsy drowning, what will you throw him?! A: His family.

A religion is like a penis. They are both nouns.

What is worst about the great white shark? It's hundreds of sharp teeth, strong tail, or subtle racism? Probably the teeth.

What has stripes, isn't a virgin, and has golden hands? I don't know I asked you first.

What's worse then spilling milk? Instantaneous Human Combustion

If the Trojan Horse was a deadly deception, is it My Lethal Phony?

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What is black and likely to fail? A chain smokers lungs.

How do you stop a black man from spitting? People of all races and colours are quite within their right to spit on their own property whenever they wish. However if anyone spits on or near you, you could report him to the police, but don't expect to be taken seriously.

You say: Why did the chicken cross the road? Response: Why? (or some other answer to a different joke) You say: To get to your house! Knock, knock. Response: Who's there? You say: The CHICKEN!!!!

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