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Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

What's worse than breaking your arm? Not having any arms.

Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

What do you call a man sitting at the bar drinking alone? An alcoholic.

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

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Why was the couple in the waiting room crying? Because their son was diagnosed of AIDS and will probably not live into his twenties.

What did the blind, deaf and mute kid get for Christmas? Cancer

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

what did the blue paint say to the red paint? i am blue

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Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

why dont they make black forks

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

What's black, white and red and can't turn round in corridors? A nun with a spear through her head

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

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