why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

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Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

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What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

why was the man at the tuna fish factory mad? because he was going through intense emotional trauma happening in his life because of problems with his wife and child.

Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started to sing we are family even though your fatter than me

A small plane is flying across the Atlantic Ocean, on board there's a Black Guy, a Jew, a Priest, and a Mexican. The plane has engine failure and needs to crash, but luckily there are enough parachutes for everyone. The evacuation is succesful.

Why did the black man cry? He was grieving the death of his brother C.D

Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

What did the blind, deaf and mute kid get for Christmas? Cancer

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Why was the couple in the waiting room crying? Because their son was diagnosed of AIDS and will probably not live into his twenties.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

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Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

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What's worse than breaking your arm? Not having any arms.

what did the blue paint say to the red paint? i am blue

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